There are always some things which we take for granted and most of the peoples take their friends for granted, and that’s one of the biggest mistakes which one will commit in their lifetime. If you have got a friend whose birthday is coming then what you should do is try to send them some good birthday wishes, and here you can have them for free.
Happy Birthday Messages for Friends
One of the exciting things about a birthday is that you will start to get birthday wishes from the midnight and mostly those greetings would come from your best or close friends and receiving birthday greetings from beloved ones is what makes someone happy. If you have not planned anything for your friend’s birthday or you want to surprise him/her, then you can do that later too, but the very first thing which you should do is read the following happy birthday messages for friends and send any of these to your friends.
I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.
One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.
You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.
So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.
People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday ever.
So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.
It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.
The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.
Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.
See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!
Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!
I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.
The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.
It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.
Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
Birthday Message For a Special Friend
We all have different types of friends in our life like a best friend or close friend, but there’s only one type of friend which makes your heartbeat goes up, and that’s special friend. Many people have that “special friend” whom they want to see more than just a friend and one shall not miss any opportunity through which you can express your feelings. So if your special friend is having his/her birthday then here we have written some birthday messages for a special friend which you might want to have a look at so choose the appropriate message which will convey your true feelings towards your special friend.
Two older men sit on a park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years old, and I have nothing but aches and pains. How do you feel?” Joe says, “I feel like a newborn babe!” “Really, a newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I might’ve wet my pants!” Happy birthday!”
2. “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”
3. “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”
4. “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””
5. “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”
6. “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”
7. “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”
8. “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”
9. “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”
10. “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”
11. “Don’t be bummed about your birthday! You know what they say: it’s better to be a year older than to be one month late. Happy birthday!”
12. “Happy birthday! Today, I would advise you to be nice to your kids. Remember, the older you get, the closer you get to having them choose a nursing home.”
13. “Wait – you’re how old today? You’re so lucky you’re not a dog. They would have put you down by now. Oh, well! Happy birthday!”
14. “Congratulations! You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday.”
15. “Happy birthday! May you live to be so old, people start wondering if you’re the walking dead.”
Birthday Messages for Best Friends Forever
Many people think having material things in their life will solve their problems, but most of them are wrong because when you’re feeling low or want to share some great experience, you can do that only with your friends. Having some good BFFs is the best thing in the world because not everyone is that much fortunate enough and if you have got these type of friends in your life then don’t lose them. However, if you want to impress them on their birthday, you can use birthday messages for best friends forever and here we have uploaded some great messages for BFFs.
Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!
Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.
Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.
If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.
Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.
It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.
It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!
Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.
Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.
You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.
Grow more older and become toothless soon.
Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.
Funny Birthday Messages for Male Friend
Having a male friend and that too a best friend is a perfect thing for girls because they can easily share their feelings and problems which they face in their daily life and mostly male friends are good at giving pieces of advice. So if you want to wish your male friend on then try to send him funny messages on his birthday instead of those cliche wishes and here we have a great collection of funny birthday messages for male friend.
“Happy birthday! You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog years.”
32. “I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday.”
33. “You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy birthday!”
34. “Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the womb.”
35. “As you get older, there are three important things that happen. First, you lose your mind. I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”
36. “Happy birthday! Remember this today: if you lick all the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin – and muffins are healthy.”
37. “Happy birthday! After seeing all the candles on your cake, I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance.”
38. “Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone 547 comes out.”
39. “A “few” years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Today, you’re just an old fart. Happy birthday!”
40. “Happy birthday! May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs.”
41. “Wishing a happy birthday to someone who should probably start worrying about what the government is saying about Medicare.”
42. “I know you received so many birthday wishes yesterday, but who’s here with you today? That’s right! Me.”
43. “Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.”
44. “You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. Happy birthday!”
45. “Experts say that people lose their minds when they get old. What they forget to mention is that you really won’t miss it. Happy birthday!”
Impressing Birthday Messages for Female Friend
Being a guy, I always like to talk to girl friends and when you’re talking to a girl you really should care about what you’re saying especially when it comes to the occasions like the birthday of your female friend. If you want to impress your female friend, then you should read the following impressing birthday messages for female friend that will help you to create a good impression on your female friend.
1. Dear friend, your birthday has come knocking on the door once again. And my God, we will celebrate it like there are no more days to live. Let’s make the best of it.
2. Dear friend, I am grateful to have a woman like you in my life. Happy birthday, and I must say, every moment spent with you is sacred.
3. Wishing a happy and blessed birthday to the most wonderful woman I have ever known. Thank you for being my friend and by my side all these years.
4. There is a saying that too much of everything is bad. But they have not met you. Too much of you is heavenly. Happy birthday to the most beautiful woman in the world.
5. Happy birthday to the prettiest and most loving woman I have ever known. Today is your special day, and my wish for you is that all your dreams come true.
6. Hope you have a happy birthday filled with sweet surprises. There is no woman alive that deserves it more than you.
7. You are an amazing, loving, and wonderful woman. Your kind heart knows how to care for people, and you are always there for anyone who needs it.
8. May God bless your new age, as you age gracefully. Not many women can say that, but you are aging as George Clooney. Happy Birthday.
9. Happy Birthday to the most beautiful flower in the entire world. No matter what, you always look young and beautiful. I don’t know how you do it. But I appreciate it.
10. I hope this day brings a lot of happiness at your doorsteps. Another year sounds so amazing for a woman who is refusing to grow old and show signs of aging
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